Do you struggle with astroholism? You're not alone.
The 'Twenty Questions' that helped me decide that I was astroholic. Take this 20 question test to help you decide whether or not your have an astroddiction.
Answer YES or NO to the following questions.
Do you lose time from work due to your van?[/*]
Is your van making your home life unhappy?[/*]
Do you work on your van because you are shy with other people?[/*]
Is your van affecting your reputation?[/*]
Have you ever felt remorse after working on your van?[/*]
Have you ever got into financial difficulties as a result of working on your van?[/*]
Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment while working on your van?[/*]
Does your van make you careless of your family's welfare?[/*]
Has your ambition decreased since taking ownership of your van?[/*]
Do you crave your van at a definite time?[/*]
Do you want your van first thing in the morning?[/*]
Does your van cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?[/*]
Has your efficiency decreased since your van came into your life?[/*]
Is your van jeopardizing your job or business?[/*]
Do you work on your van to escape from worries or trouble?[/*]
Do you work on your van alone?[/*]
Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of your van?[/*]
Has your physician ever treated you for mental anguish over your van?[/*]
Do you work on your van to build up your self-confidence?[/*]
Have you ever been to a hospital or institution because of your van?[/*]
What is your score?
If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a definite warning that you may be an astroholic. :think:
If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are an astroholic. :shifty:
If you answered YES to three or more, you are definitely an astroholic.
(The test questions were not used at Johns Hopkins University Hospital, Baltimore, MD, in deciding whether or not a patient is an astroholic).
Remember if you, or someone you care about, is struggling with astroholism, or even mild cases of astroddiction, you've come to the right place. :romance-grouphug:
Hi, My name is Jim. I've been struggling with Astroholism since 12/2008. My Wife is about to leave, my Kids have run away, and my own dog won't stop barking at me. I'm glad I found this place, now I can study and become a professional Astroholic. Thank you, thank you all. Jim
Hi my name is AA(AstroAustin) and I'm speaking on behalf of AA(Astro Anonymous), feel free to contribute your own questions so we can more accurately diagnose astroholism in the future.
21. Do you put your passengers lives in danger because when you see other astro's driving you rubberneck so hard that you nearly drive off the road?
Hey, my Astro problem is completely under control! My wife's control, I'm not allowed to bring any more home. I am looking into safe houses for others though.....
Do you lose time from work due to your van? No[/*]
Is your van making your home life unhappy? The Mrs hates ANY vehicle I own.[/*]
Do you work on your van because you are shy with other people? No[/*]
Is your van affecting your reputation? Yes, I now have a reputation of being able to haul Multiple Tiger Cubs and their Adult partners.[/*]
Have you ever felt remorse after working on your van? Yes. I just lie down until the feeling goes away.[/*]
Have you ever got into financial difficulties as a result of working on your van? Yes.[/*]
Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment while working on your van? Yes,I'm at my lowest while under the van replacing the fuel pump.[/*]
Does your van make you careless of your family's welfare? No[/*]
Has your ambition decreased since taking ownership of your van? Yes.[/*]
Do you crave your van at a definite time? Yes.[/*]
Do you want your van first thing in the morning? Yes.[/*]
Does your van cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? Quite the opposite. Driving my van makes me sleepy!(Gotta get that exhaust leak fixed one of these days!)[/*]
Has your efficiency decreased since your van came into your life? Yes[/*]
Is your van jeopardizing your job or business? No[/*]
Do you work on your van to escape from worries or trouble? No[/*]
Do you work on your van alone? Yes[/*]
Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of your van? What van?[/*]
Has your physician ever treated you for mental anguish over your van? No[/*]
Do you work on your van to build up your self-confidence? No[/*]
Have you ever been to a hospital or institution because of your van? No[/*]
Hi my name is AA(AstroAustin) and I'm speaking on behalf of AA(Astro Anonymous), feel free to contribute your own questions so we can more accurately diagnose astroholism in the future.
21. Do you put your passengers lives in danger because when you see other astro's driving you rubberneck so hard that you nearly drive off the road?
Hi my name is AA(AstroAustin) and I'm speaking on behalf of AA(Astro Anonymous), feel free to contribute your own questions so we can more accurately diagnose astroholism in the future.
21. Do you put your passengers lives in danger because when you see other astro's driving you rubberneck so hard that you nearly drive off the road?
Yah Yah, Something like... You know you might be an ASTROHOLIC if... (fill in the blank). Well golly we could all make some money off of this addiction. Now who's going to be the front man? Jim :banana-linedance: :banana-linedance: :banana-linedance: :banana-linedance: :banana-linedance: :banana-linedance:
1. Do you lose time from work due to your van? Yes
2. Is your van making your home life unhappy? Not really, yet.
3. Do you work on your van because you are shy with other people? Yup!
4. Is your van affecting your reputation? hehe, yea, people hate that I'm louder than them
5. Have you ever felt remorse after working on your van? Nope, unless something I tried to fix didn't work
6. Have you ever got into financial difficulties as a result of working on your van? Nope
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment while working on your van? Nope
8. Does your van make you careless of your family's welfare? Nope, Family first
9. Has your ambition decreased since taking ownership of your van? Not really.
10. Do you crave your van at a definite time? Not really
11. Do you want your van first thing in the morning? Umm, not in that way.
12. Does your van cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? Sometimes
13. Has your efficiency decreased since your van came into your life? Nope
14. Is your van jeopardizing your job or business? No
15. Do you work on your van to escape from worries or trouble? Yes
16. Do you work on your van alone? Yes, until my sone gets older.
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of your van? yea, from brain rattle
18. Has your physician ever treated you for mental anguish over your van? Nope
19. Do you work on your van to build up your self-confidence?Yep, sometimes
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution because of your van? Not yet. Might when I do ball joints.
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