Funny

[Munken]

Two old ladies sitting on a park bench and smokes cigarettes. Suddenly it's starting to rain. One of the ladies then takes out a condom and using it to protect the cigarette from getting wet.

The other lady has never seen anything like it and ask:

- What is that and where can I buy them?

- This is a condom and they can be purchased at the pharmacy, replies her friend.

The lady comes to the pharmacy, and at the counter she says that she wants a condom.

- Well, what brand? asks pharmacies counsel.

- Does not matter the lady said, as long it fits on a Camel.

[alexalexanders]

[Jasen]

[Jasen]

[Munken]

[Munken]

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home .....she said "yes" with a big smile..

The smile soon disappeared when I walked off with her cardboard box ..

[tedanderson]

I once was attempting to get to know a girl that I liked. I kept persisting until one day she said, "Why don't you come over tonight around 7? Nobody will be home." I went over to her house and after knocking for a few minutes, I realized that nobody was home.

[ihatemybike]

I once was attempting to get to know a girl that I liked. I kept persisting until one day she said, "Why don't you come over tonight around 7? Nobody will be home." I went over to her house and after knocking for a few minutes, I realized that nobody was home.

Hey, thanks for the quote!

[Munken]

[Munken]

Hmmm.....Maybe I should supercharge my Astro........

[chevymaher]

Hmmm.....Maybe I should supercharge my Astro........

That may just fit if you take out the seats.

[Jasen]

You may need the 3500 springs in the front and a heavy duty sway bar with poly bushings.

[ccookie66]

Haha only in Japan! http://www.autonews.com/article/2012031 ... /120319914

[oman]

Go Japan! They seriously have some cool custom Astros though.

[Big_kid]

Munken, as an Italian American I find that post of yours rather ummm...


funny!

[Jasen]

Haha only in Japan! http://www.autonews.com/article/2012031 ... /120319914

Dude, who does 75 mph in an Astro?

[ccookie66]

Haha only in Japan! http://www.autonews.com/article/2012031 ... /120319914

Dude, who does 75 mph in an Astro?

I believe you!

[chevymaher]

Haha only in Japan!

Dude, who does 75 mph in an Astro?

Every day I do it. You have to, to keep up with traffic around here.

[ccookie66]

Yeah, the speed limit is 65 mph and everyone was passing me, so I decided to go with the traffic, ended up going around 80 mph. I noticed when my van goes above 70 it rumbles!

[Jasen]

I think I surprise people when I'm rolling along at 70 and they try to shut me out from a lane change and I hammer it and pull ahead and over in front of them