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Postby Big_kid » May 20th 2012, 3:33pm

I probably hit 75 a time or two yesterday too. It's keep up or get run over out there.
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Re: Funny

Postby Munken [OP] » May 21st 2012, 3:12pm

U.S. troops release sex slaves.........
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Re: Funny

Postby Munken [OP] » May 21st 2012, 3:13pm

BBQ.... :D
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Re: Funny

Postby Jasen » May 21st 2012, 7:42pm

FoMoCoBQ


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Re: Funny

Postby ccookie66 » May 22nd 2012, 2:41am

Jasen wrote:FoMoCoBQ


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Cruise control recall.

Haha Fords these days. :naughty:
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Re: Funny

Postby Big_kid » May 22nd 2012, 2:51am

Hey now! I traded a Ford to get my Astro!
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Re: Funny

Postby ccookie66 » May 22nd 2012, 2:55am

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Well, the one good thing about our Windstar, it has a REALLY cold A/C, unlike the Astro, which has no A/C, but bigger air flow windows.
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Re: Funny

Postby Jasen » May 22nd 2012, 3:14am

Big_kid wrote:Hey now! I traded a Ford to get my Astro!



I drove a Ford after the toyota died, just long enough to find my Astro.
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Re: Funny

Postby ccookie66 » May 22nd 2012, 3:23am

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Big_kid wrote:Hey now! I traded a Ford to get my Astro!



I drove a Ford after the toyota died, just long enough to find my Astro.

Yeah we have been driving a Ford while the Astro is having its "bugs" fixed. But now the Ford has a REALLY bad front end sound...so yeah.
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Re: Funny

Postby Jasen » May 27th 2012, 9:34pm

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Re: Funny

Postby Big_kid » May 28th 2012, 3:05am

Your wife's name isn't Lorena, is it? (JK! JK!)
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Re: Funny

Postby Munken [OP] » June 5th 2012, 4:53pm

Click on the image to see the actual size:D
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Re: Funny

Postby ccookie66 » June 6th 2012, 1:45am

Wow, that is funny! :lol: Funny thing is, its so true! Heres one:
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Re: Funny

Postby chevymaher » June 10th 2012, 11:02pm

Just add Drama. To funny.

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Re: Funny

Postby ccookie66 » June 11th 2012, 3:03am

chevymaher wrote:Just add Drama. To funny.


Thats actually pretty awesome! I want to see something like that in real life! :lol: Here is something funny. Image
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Re: Funny

Postby Jasen » June 11th 2012, 5:19am

That was good Randy :lol:
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Re: Funny

Postby anthony hvac » June 12th 2012, 5:04am

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Re: Funny

Postby Jasen » June 19th 2012, 3:02am

Eric's Train Ride

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed
her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her
pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi
sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six
thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting - no,
honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss.
No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross
my heart" etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly , when the young
woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous
diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice:
"Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"

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Re: Funny

Postby ccookie66 » June 19th 2012, 3:15am

Jasen wrote:Eric's Train Ride

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed
her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her
pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi
sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six
thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting - no,
honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss.
No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross
my heart" etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly , when the young
woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous
diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice:
"Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

:lol:
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Re: Funny

Postby ihatemybike » June 20th 2012, 12:21pm

ccookie66 wrote:Image

It makes Van Der Beek cry!

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