Michael Jackson Jokes
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farah faucet has passed away. as the world morns, she arrives in heaven and is asked one question from an ominous being. simply stated "what is one thing that you would wish for that would better all man kind"
she replies "i wish all the children of the world to not have to live in fear and be safe"
"that is exactly the kind of answer that we need people to have in there hearts" roars the booming voice. "tomorrow i will take michael jackson"
she replies "i wish all the children of the world to not have to live in fear and be safe"
"that is exactly the kind of answer that we need people to have in there hearts" roars the booming voice. "tomorrow i will take michael jackson"
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What does Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have In common?
Boys underwear half-off!
Boys underwear half-off!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Elton John during a charity concert rehersal..
May I push your stool in for you?
May I push your stool in for you?
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Whats Transparent and lays in a ditch?
Micheal Jackson, with the crap kicked out of him.
Micheal Jackson, with the crap kicked out of him.
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I'm going to hell anyways so:
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
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