[chops]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for
A 65-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself
Thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd
Ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No, but I would sure like to..." excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky
Night..." and we went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?" :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

 

[chops]

Union Rules & Hookers

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, Is this a union house?' No, she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't. Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? The house gets $80 and the girls get $20, she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules. The man asked, And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? The girls get $80 and the house gets $20. That's more like it! the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. I'd like her,' he said. I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next. :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

 

[gtkane]

Hahahaha!
Sportman's double!I love that one!
Hahahaha!

 

[CaptSquid]

Chops, you can put your jokes in my Joke Thread, just to keep things organized.