[Matrixx]

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

I like Jeffs comedy,hehe. If it's not appropriate please delete, thanks.
If it is acceptable, then please post your Red Neck jokes if you want.

 

[Matrixx]

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

 

[chops]

You drive a 4X4 Astro with a V8 and a 11 inch lift :biglaugh:
if this is true you can call me ******* Chops!

 

[gtkane]

If your house has wheels, and your Astro van doesn't...

 

[Matrixx]

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

Those are great Chops-gtkane. I'm sure we haven't heard them all and I get
real kick out of those sayings. I spent a few years down South myself, so I do
have "some" bragging rights.The scary part is, some of them are true
(I actually had Possom Soup Myself). LOL

If anyone has "*******" jokes please chime in. hehe.

 

[CaptSquid]

... your airline has an EAT MORE POSSUM bumper sticker on the wing.

... They just installed new Super Mud Gripper tires on the airplane.

 

[thyubernoob]

you got a rag for a gas cap! :confused1:

 

[gtkane]

If your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed in a ceiling fan accedent...

If the last thing you said before hitting the ditch was "Hold my beer and watch this"...

If you mow the lawn and discover that you own 3 cars...

 

[Matrixx]

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

 

[chops]

If your house has wheels and the cars on the front lawn dont! :biglaugh:

 

[chops]

if you have a mullet!!!

 

[kidhauler]

It takes your whole family to make one full set of teeth.
The most common phrase in your house is "someone go jiggle the handle!!!"
Your toilet runs and 3 cars on your lawn don't.

your family tree doesn't branch.

 

[CaptSquid]

... you drive on more than two donut spares.

 

[Matrixx]

Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.

I had hard time posting this one I was laughing so hard at all
the other jokes posted. Great job everyone, I hope you have more.
LOL

 

[kidhauler]

You go on vacation and your family uses coolers and garbage bags for luggage.

 

[Matrixx]

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

 

[Matrixx]

-You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.

 

[Matrixx]

-You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

 

[Matrixx]

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since
"Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

 

[thyubernoob]

you read these jokes and think "Hey they be talkin bout me!' unk: