Well, after opening the radiator and pouring the water in, it started leaking right out!!!
I know its not my intake manifold gasket because as I said, it leaks when its not even on...plus I checked for leaks on the engine block and there weren't any at all (including the water pump.)
Crazy right!?! I'm going to check my hoses and radiator tomorrow. I would've popped the shroud out to see if it was as simple as a loose hose but I was with the lady - I didn't want to keep her waiting

Just thought I could contribute this almost total loss of engine to the forum! I'm getting better at realizing that my cars are about to die a miserable death.
And what bad luck have I had in the past?
1994 Nissan Altima - had to replace normal things such as alternator, radiator, starter...this thing got old fast
1997 Chevy Tahoe - 2 major, a lot of smalls. Replaced intake manifold gasket then one month later...replaced entire engine DX
1996 Toyota 4-Runner Replaced master cyl, brake booster, had frame damage from PO, then the thing started leaking coolant the day before school was supposed to start (here in Charlotte - home in Raleigh)
1994 Toyota 4-Runner - Bought for $150 as a parts car for my 96' 4-Runner, ended up realizing that it just needs an engine and it'll be in perfect condition, so I gave it to my dad
1990 Chevy Astro - Didn't need ANYTHING!!! First car that I didn't put ANY money into! Except it was my dad's and I gave it back to him. O-rings were worn though so there was a smoke show everytime I cranked it hahaha (used it because the sudden death of my 4-Runner.
1986.5 Toyota Supra - Replaced Idle Air Control, clutch master cyl, slave cyl, brake master cyl, then clutch eventually went bad
1986 Chevy Astro - Nothing...except I need to fix this simple leak
I just realized...I'm 20 this July and have had seven different cars...I think I have a problem hahaha!