I know what tomorrow is...

I know what tomorrow is...

Postby astroturf [OP] » November 1st 2010, 10:23pm

Asian Hookers favorite day.

Ba Dum Bump...

Thank You, Thank You Very Much... I'll be here all week.

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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby chevy57bert » November 1st 2010, 10:26pm

please explane to this foreigner.. :confused: :confused:
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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby RECox286 » November 1st 2010, 10:32pm

OK Jim,

Please explain this to a Native Born.

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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby astroturf [OP] » November 1st 2010, 10:35pm

Come on Guys...

What is tomorrow?

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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby astroturf [OP] » November 1st 2010, 10:37pm

Election Day...

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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby chevy57bert » November 1st 2010, 10:38pm

Tuesday ??
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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby tedanderson » November 1st 2010, 11:22pm

I don't get it.

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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby jnbgoch » November 2nd 2010, 1:12am

e Rection Day :eek: :chevy:
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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby astroturf [OP] » November 2nd 2010, 2:20am

Ding ding ding Ding ding Ding dING Ding...

We have a Winner folks.

It's E... Rection Day.

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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby RECox286 » November 2nd 2010, 3:22am

Just another work day for me, and I'm not asian...

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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby ihatemybike » November 2nd 2010, 1:31pm

I don't know about you, but every day is......never mind.
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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby astroturf [OP] » November 2nd 2010, 2:28pm

w00t...

It's here.

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Re: I know what tomorrow is...

Postby astroturf [OP] » November 3rd 2010, 12:36pm

WoW, What a SMACKDOWN...

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